Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Funny Dog Video

Funny Dog Video

Monday, September 29, 2008

Funny Animals Clip(Long)

Funny Animals Clip(Long)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

The Scotsman At The Baseball Game

The Scotsman At The Baseball Game
A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!"

The next batter connected heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stood up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-r-un yah bahstard. R-r-run!"

A third batter slammed a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screamed, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya."

The next batter's count went to three and two. As the next pitch went outside the plate, he held his swing. The umpire called a walk and the Scotsman stood up yelling, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run!"

All the surrounding fans giggled quietly and he sat down, confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered, "He didn't have to run, he's got four balls."

After this explanation the Scotsman stood up in disbelief and screamed, "Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!"

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Pure adult smss

Pure adult smss
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet

• A man was f****** a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts

• Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for f*** who dont know when to pull out

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Miss you alot

I Miss U
Miss you alot
Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot.
Miss U

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Tuesday, September 2, 2008