Thursday, October 30, 2008

funny puppies

funny puppies

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Funny and Comedy Video Clip

Funny and Comedy Video Clip

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli

Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli
Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda
phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali”

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I love you and You love your daughter(SMS)

I love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

One day u may ask me(SMS)

One day u may ask me
One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Wishes For U And Ur Family On The Eve Of Diwali

Wishes For U And Ur Family On The Eve Of Diwali
Wishes For U And Ur Family On The Eve Of Diwali
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you
and your family on the eve of Diwali

May this diwali fulfill your dreams

May this diwali fulfill your dreams
May this diwali fulfill your dreams
May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

May the beauty of deewali

May the beauty of deewali
May the beauty of deewali
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
Prices:$21.98
Platforms: Windows 98 Windows Me Windows 95
If,you found the movie lacking in heart and acting skills, you may find fulfillment here in the game.Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace takes place in the setting depicted by the...More

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Jokes

Jokes
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008